We're like a lot better than the average bears
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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