when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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