Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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