what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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