how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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