yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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