I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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