yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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