She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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