Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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