i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Mom said you looked used
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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