i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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