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so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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