spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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