Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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