Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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