I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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