You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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