How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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