Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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