Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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