My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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