My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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