3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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