when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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