My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
dude. I can hear the air.
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