my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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