I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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