Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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