But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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