there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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