The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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