I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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