While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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