suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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