Christians are straight up FREAKS
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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