Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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