I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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