Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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