U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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