I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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