Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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