Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
is it fun? or sober?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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