Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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