Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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