i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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