big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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