i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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