If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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