he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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