Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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