Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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