420 ftw
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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