what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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