Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
