Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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