she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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