Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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