its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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